A lawyer discovers he has an inoperable brain tumor. It is so large that a brain transplant is required. His doctor presents him with a choice of available brains:
- A jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 per ounce.
- A jar of regular scientist brains for $15 per ounce.
- A jar of lawyer brains for $800 per ounce.
The outraged lawyer exclaims, "This is a rip-off! Why are lawyer brains so damned expensive?"
The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"