A man walking by an insane asylum hears the residents chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen!" Curious, he finds a hole in the fence and peers in. Suddenly, someone pokes him in the eye. Immediately, everyone inside starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen!"
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