Honest Lawyer | 诚实的律师

An Ounce of Brains | 一盎司的脑子

A lawyer needing a brain transplant is shocked to find la...

humor joke

What Type of Tracks? | 这是什么动物的足迹？

Two lawyers argue over identifying animal tracks while hu...

humor joke

A Lawyer and a Pig | 律师与猪

A classic joke contrasting professions and animal instinc...

beginner humor

All Lawyers Are Assholes! | 所有律师都是混蛋！

A joke about a bar patron who objects to a sweeping insul...

dialogue humor

Two Questions | 两个问题

A client offers a lawyer $500 to answer two questions, an...

dialogue humor

Three Questions | 三个问题

A man questions a lawyer's high fee for three questions, ...

dialogue humor

Three Surgeons | 三位外科医生

Three surgeons boast about their miraculous surgeries, ea...

dialogue english-learning

A Good Start | 良好的开端

A classic joke that uses a play on words to deliver a hum...

humor joke

The Incompetent Lawyer | 不称职的律师

A lawyer stops a mental competency exam after two questio...

beginner dialogue

The Best Stimulant | 最佳兴奋剂

A patient asks his doctor for a stimulant to feel excited...

dialogue everyday-life

A Brain Transplant | 大脑移植

A patient is quoted vastly different prices for a psychol...

brain-surgery dialogue

Surgeons' Coffee Break | 外科医生的咖啡闲谈

Four surgeons humorously compare the ease of operating on...

beginner dialogue

I Want to Buy That | 我想买那个

A blonde woman repeatedly changes her hair color after be...

beginner dialogue

The Mean Man's Party | 吝啬鬼的待客之道

A notorious cheapskate instructs a friend to use his elbo...

dialogue everyday-life

A Lawyer and an Honest Man | 律师与诚实的人

A little girl misunderstands a tombstone inscription that...

dialogue humor

The Looney Bin | 疯人院

A humorous short story set in an asylum, where one inmate...

beginner dialogue

Do You Serve Lawyers | 您接待律师吗

A man brings an alligator into a bar and asks if lawyers ...

anecdote beginner

A Blonde's Problem | 金发女郎的烦恼

A blonde's morning flatulence habit annoys her husband, w...

beginner blonde-joke

Coffee Break | 咖啡时间

Four surgeons humorously debate which profession is easie...

bilingual dialogue

The Operation | 手术

A lawyer wakes up after surgery to find the blinds drawn....

beginner dialogue