A doctor, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear, goes about his duties. He enters a staff meeting to discuss the day's activities. A colleague notices the thermometer and asks why it's there. In a sudden motion, the doctor grabs it, looks at it, and exclaims, "Damn! Some asshole has my pen!"
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