An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat, and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink.
As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?"
"Yeah," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."
"But you look like Abe Lincoln," protested the barkeep.
"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."
Three surgeons boast about their miraculous surgeries, ea...
A blonde woman repeatedly changes her hair color after be...
A joke about a bar patron who objects to a sweeping insul...
A little girl misunderstands a tombstone inscription that...
A notorious cheapskate instructs a friend to use his elbo...
A humorous short story set in an asylum, where one inmate...
A man brings an alligator into a bar and asks if lawyers ...
A visitor misinterprets a tombstone's description of one ...
A woman confesses to a priest that despite three previous...
A client offers a lawyer $500 to answer two questions, an...
Four surgeons humorously debate which profession is easie...
A man questions a lawyer's high fee for three questions, ...
A customer complains about a dead fly in his soup, and th...
A rear tiger repeatedly licks the front tiger, apologizin...
A lawyer wakes up after surgery to find the blinds drawn....
Three professionals test their dogs' intelligence through...
A hunter shares his simple technique for finding bears, b...
Three women facing execution use distractions to escape; ...
A humorous dialogue where Jon reveals he won a gold watch...
A CEO humorously remarks that his wife turned him into a ...