Waiting for My Secretary | 我在等我的秘书

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One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition titled "If I Were a Manager."

All the students began writing except for one boy. The teacher approached him and asked why.

"I am waiting for my secretary," was the boy's answer.

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