On a hot summer day, an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him.
"Give the poor man a glass of brandy," advises a woman.
"Give him a heart massage," says someone else.
"No, just give him some brandy," insists the woman.
"Call an ambulance," yells another person.
"A brandy!" The man suddenly sits up and exclaims. "Shut up, everybody, and do as the kind lady says!"