Mr. Jones had a few days of holiday, so he decided, "I'm going to the mountains by train."
He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to the station, and boarded the train. He wore a beautiful hat and often leaned out of the window during the journey to admire the mountains. However, the wind blew his hat off.
Mr. Jones quickly took his old bag and threw it out of the window as well. The other passengers in the carriage laughed. "Is your bag going to bring your beautiful hat back?" they asked.
"No," Mr. Jones replied, "but there's no name or address in my hat, while there is a name and an address on the bag. Someone will find both of them close together and will send me the bag and the hat."