A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
The woman tries to pet the dog, and the dog bites her.
"Ouch!" she says. "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"
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