The Doctor Knows Better | 医生懂得多

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A man was hit by a cab in the street and brought to the hospital. His wife, standing by his bed, said to the doctor, "I think he is very ill."

"I'm afraid he is dead," said the doctor.

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said, "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."

"Be quiet," said the wife. "The doctor knows better than you!"

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