A young woman went to a bank to cash a check. The teller examined it and asked, "Can you identify yourself?"
Looking puzzled, she reached into her handbag, took out a small mirror, and glanced into it. After a moment, she smiled and said, "Yes, it's me all right."
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A policeman misunderstands his boss's order to take a str...
A woman is bitten by a dog in a pet shop after the shopke...
A woman pays for a bus ride with a ten-dollar bill, apolo...
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A patient's literal interpretation of a medicine bottle's...
Mrs. Culkin sends her husband to investigate a suspected ...
A husband, asked to fetch a turnip "about the size of you...
A lady in a cinema asks giggling girls behind her to be q...
Three professors miss their train while chatting. Two boa...
A speeding motorist is jailed by an officer who thinks th...
A doctor prescribes sleeping pills not for the sick husba...
A woman buys a watermelon promised to be red and sweet. A...
A policeman misunderstands his boss's order to take a str...
A nearsighted wife mistakes a mirror for a painting at a ...
A man shopping for perfume repeatedly complains about the...
A humorous dialogue where a boy claims he was running to ...
A wife asks her husband why he doesn't kiss her like the ...
A man rushes into a dentist's office, insisting on a no-a...
Two roaches are eating garbage when one describes the ext...