10 Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer:
- The monitor is up on blocks.
- Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
- The six front keys have rotted out.
- The extra RAM slots have Dodge Truck parts stored in them.
- The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
- The password is BUBBA.
- There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
- There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
- The keyboard is camouflaged.
- And, the best way to tell if a REDNECK has been working on a computer is... The Mouse is referred to as a 'Critter'.