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1436 篇The Detection Test | 观察力测试
Three blonde applicants undergo a quick observation test by a detective. The first two fail by mi...
33 阅读A Blonde's Problem | 金发女郎的烦恼
A blonde's morning flatulence habit annoys her husband, who plays a prank by placing pig scraps i...
38 阅读Roll Up the Windows First | 先摇上车窗
A woman is tricked by a mechanic into trying to fix a car dent by blowing into the tailpipe, and ...
32 阅读Does It Hurt When I Do This? | 我这样做会疼吗？
A woman complains of pain everywhere she touches. The doctor discovers the real cause is her brok...
30 阅读The Interview | 面试
Three blondes interview for a police detective position by identifying features in a brief photo ...
33 阅读The Twelve-Dollar Shoes | 十二美元的鞋
A man secretly arranges with a shoe store manager to tell his mother her chosen shoes cost only $...
32 阅读Too Late | 为时已晚
A man humorously informs a pickpocket on a bus that his attempt is futile, as his wife had alread...
36 阅读Reverse the Charges | 倒转车费
A woman asks a taxi driver to reverse 500 meters after learning the fare, claiming she only has s...
29 阅读Swimming | 游泳
Three women stranded on an island attempt to swim to distant land they finally spot. The first tw...
32 阅读Twenty-One and Some Months | “妙”龄证人
A witness in court, when pressed by the judge to specify her age under oath, claims to be "twenty...
28 阅读Happiness in Dream | 梦中的幸福
A wife shares a dream of receiving luxury gifts from her husband, who humorously suggests she enj...
30 阅读The First Date | 首次约会
A young man asks a girl if it's her first date, to which she emphatically agrees and questions wh...
36 阅读It's Me All Right | 这就是我
A woman humorously misunderstands a bank teller's request for identification by literally confirm...
33 阅读The Blonde Kidnapper | 金发绑匪
A desperate blonde kidnaps a boy for ransom, but the boy's mother, also a blonde, pays the ransom...
32 阅读Guaranteed Visits | 有保证的探望
A Brooklyn woman's final wish to have her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales is a clever ploy to ...
34 阅读The Blonde's Ransom | 金发女郎的赎金
A down-on-her-luck blonde attempts a kidnapping for ransom, but the plan backfires with an ironic...
27 阅读I've Sold Those to Someone Else | 旧鞋已售他人
A woman at a busy shoe sale declines a bag for her old shoes because she has already sold them to...
34 阅读Millionaire | 百万富翁
A CEO humorously remarks that his wife turned him into a millionaire, implying he was much wealth...
36 阅读Blondes Say The Darndest Things | 金发女郎的妙语
Three women facing execution use distractions to escape; the first two shout "Earthquake!" and "T...
35 阅读Blonde Skydiver | 金发跳伞者
A blonde misunderstands a skydiving malfunction as a race challenge. | 一位金发女郎将跳伞故障误解为比赛挑战。
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