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1222 篇The Detection Test | 观察力测试
Three blonde applicants undergo a quick observation test by a detective. The first two fail by mi...
32 阅读A Blonde's Problem | 金发女郎的烦恼
A blonde's morning flatulence habit annoys her husband, who plays a prank by placing pig scraps i...
38 阅读Roll Up the Windows First | 先摇上车窗
A woman is tricked by a mechanic into trying to fix a car dent by blowing into the tailpipe, and ...
32 阅读Does It Hurt When I Do This? | 我这样做会疼吗？
A woman complains of pain everywhere she touches. The doctor discovers the real cause is her brok...
30 阅读Ladies at the Bar | 酒吧里的女士们
Three women use cryptic shorthand to order drinks at a bar, each requiring the bartender to decip...
30 阅读The Interview | 面试
Three blondes interview for a police detective position by identifying features in a brief photo ...
33 阅读Too Late | 为时已晚
A man humorously informs a pickpocket on a bus that his attempt is futile, as his wife had alread...
36 阅读The Three Types of Bras | 胸罩的三种类型
A man shopping for a bra is humorously told there are only three types: Catholic, Salvation Army,...
37 阅读Swimming | 游泳
Three women stranded on an island attempt to swim to distant land they finally spot. The first tw...
32 阅读Twenty-One and Some Months | “妙”龄证人
A witness in court, when pressed by the judge to specify her age under oath, claims to be "twenty...
28 阅读Happiness in Dream | 梦中的幸福
A wife shares a dream of receiving luxury gifts from her husband, who humorously suggests she enj...
30 阅读It's Me All Right | 这就是我
A woman humorously misunderstands a bank teller's request for identification by literally confirm...
33 阅读The Poor Husband | 可怜的丈夫
A man complains to his friend about his wife's frustrating habit of asking questions only to answ...
41 阅读The Blonde Kidnapper | 金发绑匪
A desperate blonde kidnaps a boy for ransom, but the boy's mother, also a blonde, pays the ransom...
32 阅读Lessons from My Mother | 母亲的教诲
A humorous and nostalgic list of classic phrases many heard from their mothers while growing up, ...
27 阅读Guaranteed Visits | 有保证的探望
A Brooklyn woman's final wish to have her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales is a clever ploy to ...
34 阅读The Blonde's Ransom | 金发女郎的赎金
A down-on-her-luck blonde attempts a kidnapping for ransom, but the plan backfires with an ironic...
26 阅读Millionaire | 百万富翁
A CEO humorously remarks that his wife turned him into a millionaire, implying he was much wealth...
36 阅读Blondes Say The Darndest Things | 金发女郎的妙语
Three women facing execution use distractions to escape; the first two shout "Earthquake!" and "T...
35 阅读Boyfriend Upgrade | 男友升级
A humorous tech-support-style letter compares a boyfriend-to-husband transition to a problematic ...
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