english-learning
204 篇Two English Jokes | 英语小幽默两则
Two short humorous dialogues. The first involves a logical paradox about an all-purpose solvent, ...
73 阅读Who's More Polite? | 谁更有礼貌？
A fat man and a skinny man debate politeness, each citing their own courteous gestures. | 一个胖子和一个...
53 阅读When Enemy Soldiers Attack | 当敌兵来袭时
A sergeant quizzes a soldier, Jose, on how he would handle increasingly large groups of attacking...
49 阅读Perhaps Not | 为何没有牡蛎
A humorous dialogue where a customer questions the absence of oysters in oyster stew, and the wai...
61 阅读A Dead Fly | 一只死苍蝇
A customer complains about a dead fly in his soup, and the waiter humorously attributes its death...
65 阅读Doctor Swift and the Boy | 斯威夫特博士与小厮
Dr. Swift teaches a rude delivery boy a polite lesson by role-playing the proper way to present a...
56 阅读Nothing | 没什么
A man repeatedly asks a hotel servant for glasses of water late at night. After half an hour, the...
46 阅读Moses and Jesus | 摩西与耶稣
A burglar is repeatedly warned by a mysterious voice while stealing. He discovers the speaker is ...
54 阅读Good News and Bad News | 好消息与坏消息
A pastor humorously tells his congregation they have enough money for a new building—because it's...
48 阅读Nun to Worry About | 修女无忧
Two nuns use windshield wipers and holy water against a persistent mini-Dracula, culminating in a...
44 阅读Knock Knock | 敲门笑话
A classic knock-knock joke based on a pun, where "Lettuce" sounds like "Let us." | 一个经典的英语双关语敲门笑话...
62 阅读Sunday Class | 主日课堂
A humorous story about a sleepy Sunday school student, Mary, who gives correct answers only when ...
48 阅读Shakespeare's Greatness | 莎士比亚的伟大
A teacher and student humorously discuss Shakespeare's greatness, with the student's witty reason...
65 阅读Reason | 理由
A teacher asks why George Washington's father didn't punish him for chopping down the cherry tree...
68 阅读Can His Football Come Out? | 他的足球能出来玩吗？
George wants to play with his friend Albert, but Albert's mother refuses due to the cold weather....
60 阅读Buccaneers | 海盗的双关语
A young girl named Mary cleverly plays on the double meaning of "buccaneers" in a Halloween costu...
66 阅读When Was Rome Built? | 罗马何时建成？
A student humorously misunderstands the idiom "Rome wasn't built in a day," interpreting it liter...
54 阅读De-nephew | 侄子谐音
A new mother's brother names her twins Denise and De-nephew, the latter being a pun on "the nephe...
62 阅读Udderly Hilarious: 20 Cow Jokes | 与奶牛有关的20个英语笑话
A collection of 20 pun-based jokes centered around cows, dairy, and farm life, showcasing wordpla...
69 阅读Pa Won't Like It | 爸爸会不高兴的
A boy hesitates to accept a neighbor's help after an accident, repeatedly worrying his father wou...
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