english-learning
203 篇
Who's More Polite? | 谁更有礼貌?

A fat man and a skinny man debate politeness, each citing their own courteous gestures. | 一个胖子和一个...

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When Enemy Soldiers Attack | 当敌兵来袭时

A sergeant quizzes a soldier, Jose, on how he would handle increasingly large groups of attacking...

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Perhaps Not | 为何没有牡蛎

A humorous dialogue where a customer questions the absence of oysters in oyster stew, and the wai...

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A Dead Fly | 一只死苍蝇

A customer complains about a dead fly in his soup, and the waiter humorously attributes its death...

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Doctor Swift and the Boy | 斯威夫特博士与小厮

Dr. Swift teaches a rude delivery boy a polite lesson by role-playing the proper way to present a...

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Nothing | 没什么

A man repeatedly asks a hotel servant for glasses of water late at night. After half an hour, the...

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Moses and Jesus | 摩西与耶稣

A burglar is repeatedly warned by a mysterious voice while stealing. He discovers the speaker is ...

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Good News and Bad News | 好消息与坏消息

A pastor humorously tells his congregation they have enough money for a new building—because it's...

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Nun to Worry About | 修女无忧

Two nuns use windshield wipers and holy water against a persistent mini-Dracula, culminating in a...

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Knock Knock | 敲门笑话

A classic knock-knock joke based on a pun, where "Lettuce" sounds like "Let us." | 一个经典的英语双关语敲门笑话...

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Sunday Class | 主日课堂

A humorous story about a sleepy Sunday school student, Mary, who gives correct answers only when ...

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Shakespeare's Greatness | 莎士比亚的伟大

A teacher and student humorously discuss Shakespeare's greatness, with the student's witty reason...

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Reason | 理由

A teacher asks why George Washington's father didn't punish him for chopping down the cherry tree...

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Can His Football Come Out? | 他的足球能出来玩吗?

George wants to play with his friend Albert, but Albert's mother refuses due to the cold weather....

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Buccaneers | 海盗的双关语

A young girl named Mary cleverly plays on the double meaning of "buccaneers" in a Halloween costu...

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When Was Rome Built? | 罗马何时建成?

A student humorously misunderstands the idiom "Rome wasn't built in a day," interpreting it liter...

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De-nephew | 侄子谐音

A new mother's brother names her twins Denise and De-nephew, the latter being a pun on "the nephe...

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Udderly Hilarious: 20 Cow Jokes | 与奶牛有关的20个英语笑话

A collection of 20 pun-based jokes centered around cows, dairy, and farm life, showcasing wordpla...

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Pa Won't Like It | 爸爸会不高兴的

A boy hesitates to accept a neighbor's help after an accident, repeatedly worrying his father wou...

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Funny Faces | 鬼脸

A teacher warns a student making faces that his expression might freeze, only for the student to ...

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