Udderly Hilarious: 20 Cow Jokes | 与奶牛有关的20个英语笑话

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Why did the person give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle? It wants to keep its Stockholm!
What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
Why was the woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!
Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper!
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a
Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
What do you get when a cow goes to the beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow’s food? He wanted to raise stewed beef!
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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