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An Unwelcome Honor | 宁可不要的荣耀

A doctor tells Mr. Johnson the "good news" is that an incurable disease will be named after him, ...

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An Unwelcome Hint | 弄巧成拙

A visitor overstays his welcome. When his host hints that his family must miss him, the visitor m...

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Three Days to Live | 只能再活三天

A professor asks students what they would do with their last three days. While most give personal...

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Auto Parts Inquiry | 汽车配件问询

A truck driver seeking auto parts is ironically directed to a ravine below a dangerous curve by a...

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As If Awakening From a Dream | 如梦初醒

A man's demand for more brandy during an anti-alcohol speech ironically highlights the very addic...

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I've Been Trying for Years | 我已尝试多年

A man asks the police to let him speak to the burglar, not to press charges, but to learn the sec...

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Physics Saves Lives | 物理救人

A pre-med student questions the relevance of a difficult physics class. The professor first answe...

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To Be on the Safe Side | 为求稳妥

A man in a cinema steps on someone's foot when leaving his row. Upon returning, he asks the perso...

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Two Tickets, Please | 请给两张票

A young man's attempt to buy movie tickets for a date takes an unexpected turn when the show is s...

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Knife and Drum | 刀与鼓

A humorous dialogue where a mother suspects the neighbors dislike her son's new drum, as they gav...

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The Cost of Marriage | 婚姻的成本

A boy asks his father about the cost of marriage, and the father humorously replies that he is st...

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A Warning Visit | 提醒式探访

A mother's advance warning of a visit to her college freshman son leads to a humorous exchange ab...

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I Wasn't Asleep | 我没有睡着

A man on a crowded bus pretends to be asleep to avoid seeing women standing, revealing his discom...

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Asking for a Raise | 要求加薪

The narrator and their manager test a new sound-effects package behind closed doors, listening to...

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Fill It with Water! | 注满水!

A genie grants three wishes to Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush. The Canadian wish...

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The Gambler's Loss | 赌徒的损失

A gambler humorously explains his loss of a $1000 bill by claiming it "gave birth" to two $10 bil...

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Simple Estimation | 简单估算

A housewife asks her husband how to estimate living costs, and he humorously suggests simply addi...

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A Clever Excuse | 巧妙的借口

A man caught parking in a handicapped spot gives a surprisingly logical, yet absurd, excuse to a ...

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Competition | 竞赛

A humorous dialogue where Jon reveals he won a gold watch in a race involving only three particip...

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Secret for a Long Life | 长寿秘诀

A woman asks a seemingly elderly man on his porch for his secret to a long, happy life. His shock...

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