Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it, and a genie appeared.
"I will grant each of you one wish," said the genie, "three wishes in total."
The Canadian spoke first: "I am a father, and my son will be a farmer. I wish for Canada's soil to be forever fertile." The genie uttered some magic words, and the wish was granted.
Impressed, Osama Bin Laden said, "I wish for a wall around Afghanistan." Again, the genie spoke, and the wish came true.
President Bush then asked, "Genie, tell me more about this wall."
"It is 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall," replied the genie. "Nothing can get in, and nothing can get out."
President Bush exclaimed, "Wow! That's a big bridge. Fill it with water!"