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1289 篇Moving from the City | 从城市搬来
A city man inquires about local pastimes in rural West Virginia and receives a circular, humorous...
23 阅读New Boots | 新靴子
An elderly man, excited about his new alligator boots, tries in vain to get his wife to notice th...
31 阅读Senioritis | 老年综合症
Two elderly friends discuss the pains of aging, with one humorously comparing his state to that o...
30 阅读Excuse for Speeding | 超速的理由
Harry and Lloyd give a humorous and illogical excuse for speeding when pulled over by the police....
31 阅读The Itchy Midget | 发痒的矮人
A midget complains of itchy "balls" to a doctor, who performs a mysterious procedure involving sc...
28 阅读Twenty-Four Hours | 二十四小时
A patient is told he has only 24 hours to live, only to discover the doctor has been trying to de...
33 阅读A Whole Hour | 整整一小时
Mr. Brown arrives late for work, battered and bruised, claiming he fell from a ten-story window. ...
28 阅读The All-Purpose Dissolvent | 万能溶剂
A young man tells Edison of his plan to invent a solvent that dissolves everything, to which Edis...
31 阅读We Close at Nine | 九点关门
An impatient diner complains about slow service, to which the waitress humorously replies that th...
33 阅读Heaven or Hell? | 天堂还是地狱?
Bill Gates gets to choose between Heaven and Hell after death. Lured by a deceptive demo version ...
31 阅读The Kangaroo's Escape | 袋鼠的逃脱
A zoo repeatedly increases the height of a kangaroo's enclosure to prevent its escape, only to fi...
29 阅读A Great Man | 一名伟人
A teacher asks if Shakespeare would be considered great if alive today; the student humorously af...
30 阅读The 22 MPH Confusion | 22英里的误会
A police officer stops a car for driving too slowly at 22 MPH, only to discover the elderly drive...
34 阅读Too Late | 为时已晚
A medical student gives an incorrect drug dosage and asks to correct it a minute later, but the p...
31 阅读I'm a Chicken | 我是一只鸡
A patient humorously claims to have identified as a chicken since being an egg, presenting a clas...
29 阅读When Time Talks | 时间会说话
A drunk man demonstrates his "talking clock"—a brass gong—by loudly striking it in the middle of ...
24 阅读What a Way to Go | 如此离世
A man recounts a series of increasingly absurd and violent accidents that befell his friend Mike,...
28 阅读Chief at the Wedding | 婚礼上的长官
A speeding motorist is jailed by an officer who awaits the chief's return from his daughter's wed...
38 阅读A $250 Consultation Fee | 价值250美元的咨询
A butcher successfully charges a lawyer $8.50 for meat stolen by his unleashed dog, only to later...
36 阅读The Blind Beggar and the Drunkard | 醉汉与盲人乞丐
A drunk man gives money to a ‘blind’ beggar, only to see him checking the bill's authenticity. Wh...
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