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What's Sex? | 性别是什么?

A boy asks his mother about sex, prompting a detailed modern explanation, only to reveal he was r...

Boogers and Broccoli | 鼻屎与西兰花

A humorous comparison highlighting a common childhood food aversion. | 一个幽默的对比,突显了孩子们普遍对某种食物的抗拒。

I'll Carry You Down | 背您下楼

A teenage son, finding his mother unwell in bed, offers to carry her downstairs to the stove to r...

Concussion | 脑震荡

A nurse monitors her nephew for concussion by waking him hourly to ask his name. The annoyed boy ...

Waiting for My Secretary | 我在等我的秘书

A boy, when asked to write "If I Were a Manager," tells his teacher he is waiting for his secreta...

Counting Stars | 数星星

John tries to count stars on a dark night, prompting his younger brother Tom to humorously sugges...

The Easter Egg Surprise | 复活节彩蛋的惊喜

During a children's Easter sermon, a minister shows an egg and asks what's inside, to which a lit...

What Are You In For? | 手术室外的对话

Two children in a hospital compare their upcoming surgeries with humorous childhood logic and mis...

Homework Excuse | 作业借口

A teacher confronts a student who repeatedly has his father do his homework. The student offers a...

Unpublishable Children's Books | 永远不会出版的童书

A humorous list of fictional children's book titles that are intentionally inappropriate, dark, o...

I Didn't Notice the Other | 我没看到另一块

A humorous dialogue where a boy explains the disappearance of a piece of cake by claiming it was ...

She Ate All My Bait | 她把所有的诱饵都吃了

A boy refuses to take his little sister fishing again, not because she was noisy, but because she...

The Teacher Cried | 老师哭了

A spoiled six-year-old boy, accustomed to getting his way through tantrums, goes to school for th...

Synonym or Bad Language? | 同义词还是脏话?

A child misunderstands the definition of a synonym after his mother uses harsh, synonymous words ...

A Present | 一份礼物

Kate plans to give her mother a teapot for her birthday, only to reveal she has just broken the e...

The Good Samaritan | 好撒玛利亚人

A Sunday school teacher vividly recounts the parable of the Good Samaritan and asks her students ...

Where Is the Father? | 父亲在哪儿?

Two brothers admire paintings featuring only mothers and children, prompting the younger to ask a...

They Are All the Same Size | 它们都一样大

A boy in a seldom-visited country home tries to serve apple pie to his father's guests, only to s...

Etiquette Lesson | 礼仪课

A teacher in an etiquette class asks students how to politely excuse themselves during a formal d...

Can You Eat Any More? | 你还能吃吗

A chemistry teacher uses the analogy of eating rice to explain the saturation point of a solvent,...