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Nun to Worry About | 修女无忧
Two nuns use windshield wipers and holy water against a persistent mini-Dracula, culminating in a...
I Pity the Prosecutor! | 我为检察官感到遗憾！
An engineer mistakenly sent to hell improves it with modern amenities, making Satan happy. When G...
Failing the Math Test | 数学考试不及格
A failing math student transforms into a dedicated scholar after transferring to a Catholic schoo...
The Mountain Climber | 登山者
A hiker, after slipping off a cliff and clinging to a tree branch for dear life, calls for help. ...
Good Ol' Sunday School | 老掉牙的主日学
A minister uses a worm experiment to warn against vices, but a congregant humorously interprets i...
The Baptized Bats | 受洗的蝙蝠
Three pastors discuss their bat infestation problems. While two tried conventional methods in vai...
Sisters of Mercy | 慈悲修女会
A curious driver follows roadside signs to the "Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution," pays $50...
The Old Man's Wisdom | 长者的智慧
A 105-year-old devout man stops attending synagogue, explaining to the concerned Rabbi that he be...
You Won't Go to Jail | 你不会进监狱
A man embezzled millions and sought a lawyer's help to avoid jail. The lawyer assured him that wi...
Elijah's Altar | 以利亚的祭坛
A Sunday school teacher recounts the biblical story of Elijah drenching the altar with water befo...
Two Kinds of People | 世上的两种人
This quote humorously contrasts two fundamental attitudes towards life: the grateful optimist and...
Four Catholic Ladies | 四位天主教女士
Four Catholic mothers boast about their sons' prestigious religious titles, each with increasing ...
Before Meeting God | 面见上帝之前
A man at heaven's gates recounts his last act of bravery to St. Peter to justify his entry, only ...
Mixed Doubles | 混合双打
A humorous classroom dialogue where a student misunderstands the term "mixed doubles" in sports, ...
Horse Riding | 骑马游戏
A child misunderstands his parents' intimacy as a horse-riding game and makes a revealing comment...
Nest and Hair | 鸟窝与头发
A student tells her teacher about a bird's nest outside, and when asked to describe it, she innoc...
Weird Names | 奇怪的名字
A boy questions his father's unusual naming method, only to discover his own name follows the sam...
Dinner's Ready | 晚饭准备好了
A humorous anecdote about a parent whose cooking sets off the smoke alarm, only to find their chi...
The Big Sissy | 胆小鬼
A boy, scared of a thunderstorm, asks his mother to sleep with him, but she declines to sleep wit...
The School Report | 成绩单
A hopeful son presents his school report to his father, who is angered by the poor grades. The so...