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Swearing Lesson | 脏话课
Two young brothers attempt their first swear words at breakfast, with comically disastrous result...
The Mortgage Burden | 房贷的负担
A boy misunderstands his parents' private conversation about "pulling out" as them abandoning the...
But the Teacher Cried | 可是老师哭了
A spoiled six-year-old boy, accustomed to getting his way through tantrums, reports back after hi...
It's Not My Fault | 不是我的错
A little girl cleverly deflects blame when scolded for pulling the cat's tail, claiming she is me...
Obsessions | 执念
A psychiatrist points out three mothers' obsessions through their children's names, leading the f...
Shakespeare's Greatness | 莎士比亚的伟大
A teacher and student humorously discuss Shakespeare's greatness, with the student's witty reason...
Fried Chicken | 喜欢炸鸡
A student humorously answers "fried chicken" when asked about his favorite bird in class. | 课堂上，当...
Needles Are Not Nice | 打针一点也不好玩
Two boys at a clinic misunderstand medical procedures. Bill cries because his finger was pricked ...
Am I a Polar Bear? | 我是一只北极熊吗？
A young polar bear repeatedly questions his father about his identity, seeking reassurance that h...
Reason | 理由
A teacher asks why George Washington's father didn't punish him for chopping down the cherry tree...
Band Stand | 乐队指挥台
This is a classic English pun that plays on the double meaning of "bandstand" (a platform for a b...
A Girl's Name | 女孩的名字
A mother names her daughter Myles after her late father, despite concerns about the name's mascul...
Big Hands | 大手
A teacher poses a hypothetical math question about oranges, but the student gives a literal and h...
What the Bible Means | 圣经的含义
A boy shares his creative acronym for the Bible with his father, revealing a child's imaginative ...
The Swimmer | 游泳者
A teacher shares a story about a man swimming across a river three times before breakfast, prompt...
Is Ink So Expensive? | 墨水很贵吗？
A son asks his father if ink is expensive, based on his mother's reaction to a spill on the carpe...
It's His Fault | 是他的错
Billy blames his brother Bobby for breaking a window after ducking a stone Billy threw at him. | ...
You're Adopted | 你被收养了
A son is shocked to learn he is adopted, only to be told by his biological parents that he must l...
How Gentlemen Do It | 绅士之道
A young boy is told that a gentleman always gives the bigger piece of cake to others. He cleverly...
What Does Your Daddy Do? | 你爸爸是做什么的？
A teacher is shocked when a student describes his father's job as involving crime and drinking. A...