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What Is Puberty? | 什么是青春期？
A young girl looks up the definition of 'puberty' and humorously misinterprets the word 'bear', l...
The Mini-Parents Forum | 微型家长座谈会
A son asks his father to attend a school-organized mini-parents forum, explaining that it's a sma...
A Period | 一个句号
A kindergartener's literal interpretation of a "period" leads to a darkly humorous misunderstandi...
Don't Be Selfish | 别太自私
A mother tells her son not to be selfish and to share his bicycle with his younger brother. The s...
Climb the Walls | 心急如焚
A little boy misunderstands his father's idiom "climb the walls" as a literal trick, eagerly anti...
Name That Animal | 猜动物游戏
A first-grade class plays a guessing game where a student's literal interpretation of a hint abou...
Four Minus Four | 四减四等于几
A teacher uses a vivid analogy of coins falling through a hole to explain subtraction, but the st...
A Wish for a Nightmare | 真想做个噩梦
Tom hopes for a nightmare where he fails his exams, based on his mother's belief that dreams are ...
Spider Jokes Collection | 蜘蛛笑话集锦
A collection of pun-based jokes centered on spiders, playing on words like "web," "spin," and "ya...
Bedtime Prayers | 睡前祈祷
A naughty boy refuses to say his bedtime prayers. When his father warns him this might prevent hi...
Can His Football Come Out? | 他的足球能出来玩吗？
George wants to play with his friend Albert, but Albert's mother refuses due to the cold weather....
I Taught the Teacher | 我教了老师
A little boy proudly tells his mother that he didn't learn anything from the teacher because he w...
I Cannot See It at All | 我根本看不见
A mother asks her son to check the kitchen light while she is busy. The son returns, saying it's ...
The Kitchen Is So Dark | 厨房里太黑了
A mother asks her son to check the kitchen light while she plays mah-jong. The son returns, humor...
A Nightmare Wish | 噩梦愿望
Tom hopes for a nightmare where he fails his exams, believing that since dreams are opposite to r...
Talking on the Telephone | 电话里的对话
A minister uses a telephone as a metaphor to explain prayer to children, comparing talking to God...
The Special Trick | 特别的把戏
A boy excitedly tells his visiting grandmother that his father might now perform a long-promised ...
Whose 50 Cents? | 谁的50分
A humorous dialogue where Tommy insists a found 50 cents is his, even after learning it's two qua...
New Zealand's Climate | 新西兰的气候
A student humorously concludes New Zealand is very cold because imported meat arrives frozen, rev...
The Bug in the Alcohol | 酒精中的虫子
A teacher's demonstration of alcohol's lethality to a bug is humorously misinterpreted by a stude...