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The Ecopalian | 被吓破胆的圣公会教徒
A joke about three clergymen on a turbulent flight. While a Catholic and a Jew calmly attribute t...
Vow of Silence | 沉默的誓言
A story about monks who break their annual vow of silence only to comment on the Christmas mashed...
Do I Know You? | 我认识你吗？
A man in a Boston airport restroom is astonished when a stranger accurately identifies his backgr...
The Biggest Lie | 最大的谎言
A minister scolds teens for lying about sex, claiming he never thought about it at their age, onl...
Sales | 销售
A story about an old woman on a turbulent flight who asks the Pope for help, only to receive a wi...
A Generous Choice | 慷慨的选择
A pastor promises hymn selection to the top donor. An elderly widow donates $1,000, but her "hymn...
Mother Teresa in Heaven | 天堂里的特蕾莎修女
A humorous tale where Mother Teresa, after a life of piety, finds heaven's meals surprisingly sim...
The Baptism | 洗礼
A drunk man mistakes a baptism for a search party, humorously asking if they're sure Jesus fell i...
Father Knows Best | 神父的衣领
A boy questions a priest about his backwards collar, leading to a humorous play on the word "Fath...
The Evangelist | 福音传教士
A couple follows a TV evangelist's healing instructions, leading to a humorous misunderstanding a...
Happiness | 幸福
A man overwhelmed by his crowded home seeks a master's help. The master instructs him to bring al...
Faith Lesson | 信仰的一课
A kindergarten teacher's lesson on world religions takes a humorous turn when a child brings a ca...
The Liars | 说谎者
A minister tricks his congregation by asking them to read a non-existent chapter of the Bible, re...
Confessional Etiquette | 忏悔室礼仪
A nervous new priest receives coaching from an experienced colleague on how to respond more appro...
The Gay Man and Saint Peter | 同性恋男子与圣彼得
A gay man repeatedly succumbs to temptation in heaven, leading Saint Peter to send him to hell. L...
Angel's Food vs. Devil's Food | 天使的食物与魔鬼的食物
This humorous allegory contrasts God's creation of healthy foods and tools for well-being with Sa...
Lead Us Not Into Temptation | 请勿引我入歧途
A minister's plea for forgiveness for illegal parking, written on a note, is met with a witty and...
Legal Consultation | 法律咨询
A butcher cleverly gets a lawyer to pay for meat stolen by his unleashed dog, only to later recei...
Are You Gay? | 你是同性恋吗？
A man in hell is promised enjoyable days for his vices (smoking, drinking, swearing), but his hom...
A Match Made in Heaven | 天作之合
A couple killed on their wedding day asks St. Peter if they can marry in Heaven. After a long sea...