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The Yom Kippur Bench | 赎罪日长椅
On Yom Kippur, a Rabbi encounters his elderly neighbor Sam, who has chosen not to attend the serv...
S.O.B. | 伪善的尺度
A girl confesses to a priest for calling a man a "son of a bitch." As she recounts the man's esca...
Partners with God | 与上帝为伍
A farmer transforms a derelict farm into a thriving enterprise. When a preacher praises the joint...
Golf in Heaven | 天堂高尔夫
A humorous story depicts Moses, Jesus, and God playing golf, each using their divine powers for i...
Morning Worship | 晨间礼拜
A Sunday School teacher takes her class to observe a church service and asks why they must be qui...
The Biggest Lie | 最大的谎言
A clergyman lectures boys against lying after discovering their contest to win a stray dog, only ...
No Price Reduction | 恕不降价
A nun, worried about her bill at the supermarket, kneels to calculate her total, only to be humor...
Screening Process | 天堂筛选
A humorous story about Heaven's new screening process based on salary, where a low income immedia...
Bat Problem | 蝙蝠的难题
Three southern pastors discuss their bat infestations. Two have tried conventional methods in vai...
How to Get into Heaven | 如何进入天堂
A Sunday school teacher asks children what good deeds would grant entry to heaven, only to receiv...
The Snorer | 打瞌睡的人
A preacher tries to shame a congregant who always sleeps during sermons by calling for votes for ...
Marriage in Heaven | 天堂婚礼
A couple who died en route to their wedding asks St. Peter about getting married in heaven. When ...
Crumbling Down | 摇摇欲坠
A rich man's donation pledge for a crumbling church increases dramatically each time falling plas...
The First Christmas Joke | 圣诞第一笑
Three men must present a Christmas symbol to enter heaven. The first uses a lighter as a candle, ...
Who Wants to Go to Heaven? | 谁想去天堂？
A preacher tries to shame a sleeping congregant by asking who wants to go to heaven and then who ...
Your Halo Is Too Tight | 光圈太紧了
A devout man with impeccable habits complains of an incurable headache. After ruling out all comm...
Church Smiles | 教堂里的微笑
A lady humorously tells a postal clerk that only the Ten Commandments are breakable in the family...
The New Pastor | 新牧师的拜访
A new pastor leaves a Bible verse (Revelation 3:20) at an unresponsive parishioner's door. The pa...
Confessions | 忏悔
A priest and a rabbi on a train confess to breaking their respective religious rules—eating pork ...
Creative Responses to Unwanted Visitors | 应对不速之客的创意回应
A collection of satirical and exaggerated suggestions for humorously deflecting door-to-door pros...