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The Elephant Book Competition | 大象之书竞赛
A humorous account of a UN-sponsored competition where various nations and an organization submit...
The Clever Dog | 聪明的狗
A dog owner demonstrates his pet's ability to buy a newspaper with money, but the dog fails to re...
Clever Dog | 聪明的狗
A father humorously asks his son to play a tune unfamiliar to their howling dog during violin pra...
My Dog 'Sex' | 我的狗叫“性”
A humorous account of the constant misunderstandings and embarrassing situations caused by naming...
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? | 换灯泡需要几只狗？
A humorous piece imagining how different dog breeds (and a cat) would approach the simple task of...
Does Your Dog Bite? | 你的狗咬人吗？
A tourist asks an old man if his dog bites, receives a negative answer, and is then attacked by t...
Two Roaches | 两只蟑螂
Two roaches are eating garbage when one describes the extreme cleanliness of a new restaurant, mu...
The Karate Dog | 会空手道的狗
A couple buys a small Scottie dog advertised as knowing karate. Skeptical, the husband insults th...
The Bar Mitzvah | 成人礼
A bee, unable to find pollen, is directed to a Bar Mitzvah for flowers. Later, he returns wearing...
The Three Little Pigs Dine Out | 三只小猪外出就餐
The Three Little Pigs go out for dinner, where the first two order varied drinks, meals, and dess...
A Dog's Funeral | 狗狗的葬礼
A wealthy man's will promises a fortune for holding his dog's funeral. A preacher initially refus...
The Good Witch | 善良的女巫
A good witch helps a yellow frog and a pink elephant fit in by changing their colors, but cannot ...
I've Just Bitten My Tongue | 我刚刚咬到了舌头
A young snake, after accidentally biting its own tongue, anxiously asks its mother if their speci...
Working Dogs | 工作犬
Three men boast about their dogs' "working" skills by a fire, with the first two dogs creating ar...
The Baby Stork | 鹳宝宝
A baby stork, upset by his parents' nightly absences to deliver babies, later reveals his own mis...
Adam's Suit | 亚当的衣裳
A boy finds a pressed leaf in an old Bible and, with childlike innocence, believes it to be "Adam...
Whose Son is the Greatest | 谁的儿子最了不起
Four mothers of clergy boast about their sons' prestigious titles and the formal greetings they r...
Stupid Questions in Court | 法庭上的愚蠢提问
A collection of absurd and logically flawed questions posed by attorneys during real court procee...
You Gotta Have Faith | 你必须要有信仰
A devout old lady and her atheist neighbor engage in a daily ritual of opposing declarations of f...
Anything Breakable | 易碎之物
A lady, when asked by a postal clerk if her package contained anything breakable while mailing a ...