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A Generous Husband | 慷慨的丈夫
A wife repeatedly suggests buying a car to avoid the sun, but her husband humorously misunderstan...
To Drum Up Business | 招揽生意
A man's comical slip on a banana peel attracts opportunistic professionals—a doctor, a lawyer, an...
Day After Day | 日复一日
A teacher, absorbed in the text, repeatedly calls on the same student without realizing it. The s...
The Polite Excuse | 礼貌的托辞
A man shares a clever social strategy with his friend: by putting on outdoor attire before answer...
Friend for Dinner | 请朋友吃饭
A husband invites a friend for dinner despite the messy house and unprepared wife, explaining his...
I'll See to the Rest | 其余的事由我负责
A train guard urges a girl to close the carriage door so the train can depart. When she explains ...
Why Is He Howling? | 他为何喊叫？
A humorous dialogue at the dentist's office reveals the patient's howling is not due to dental wo...
The Talking Dog's Baseball Quiz | 会说话的狗与棒球问答
A man tries to win a bet by proving his dog can talk, using simple wordplay questions. The punchl...
The Talking Dog For Sale | 会说话的狗出售
A man finds a Labrador that claims to be a retired CIA spy, only to learn from its owner that the...
The Parrot | 鹦鹉
A talkative parrot, threatened with being sent to the zoo if it embarrasses its owners again, can...
Liver and Cheese | 肝与奶酪
Three male dogs compete for a Poodle's favor by using "liver" and "cheese" in a sentence. The fir...
Life as a Female Bear | 雌熊的生活
The author humorously envies the life of a female bear, highlighting the perks of hibernation, pr...
The Preacher and the Parrot | 传教士与鹦鹉
A preacher is assured by a shopkeeper that a parrot is religious and can recite prayers via strin...
Animal Complaints | 动物们的抱怨
Three animals complain to God about their physical traits, only to have God point out the hidden ...
The Cross-eyed Rottweiler | 斗鸡眼罗威纳犬
A man brings his cross-eyed Rottweiler to the vet, concerned about its eyes. The vet's alarming s...
The Unweaned Puppy | 未断奶的小狗
A man sneaks his unweaned puppy onto a plane by hiding it in his pants, leading to an awkward con...
The Unburied Cat | 未被埋葬的猫
A man's dog brings home the neighbor's dead cat. He secretly cleans and returns it to the porch, ...
The Purpose of the Dog | 斑点狗的职责
Children in a car debate the role of a Dalmatian on a passing fire truck, with humorous suggestio...
The Golfer and the Anthill | 高尔夫球手与蚁丘
A golfer stubbornly tries to hit his ball from an anthill, causing chaos for the ants. After two ...
Ambitious Mother | 雄心勃勃的母亲
A man brings a piano-playing dog to a bar, but the dog's ambitious mother drags it away, wanting ...