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Childbirth Pain | 分娩之痛
A first-time mother asks her doctor about the pain of childbirth. The doctor, finding it hard to ...
No Nickels | 没有硬币
A woman pays for a bus ride with a ten-dollar bill, apologizing for having no nickels. The driver...
Gardening Gloves | 园艺手套
The narrator hints for months about needing a new wedding ring due to a gold allergy. On her birt...
Wonderful Thinsome | 美妙的三人行
A newlywed wife tells her husband their household will soon have a third member. Overjoyed at the...
Fifty Cents | 五十美分
A financially struggling couple resorts to prostitution for income. The exhausted wife returns wi...
Love at the Front Door | 前门的爱
A man in the hospital learns his dog waits for him at the front door, prompting a witty exchange ...
Airport Left | 机场左转
A joke about a literal-minded blonde who misunderstands a directional sign for the airport as an ...
The Escapee | 越狱者
A 15-year escaped prisoner breaks into a couple's home. While he's in the bathroom, the terrified...
Alligator Shoes | 鳄鱼皮鞋
A woman determined to get cheap alligator shoes decides to hunt her own alligator, only to comica...
I'll Die | 我会死的
A woman insists her Walkman is vital for survival, but after a stylist forcibly removes it, she d...
You Bet Your Life | 赌上你的性命
A man and a woman in a bar bet on whether a news report of a suicidal jumper is live. The twist r...
Toilet Paper | 厕纸
A blonde laughs at a brunette who goes to fetch toilet paper after a seagull defecates on the blo...
The Flatterer | 马屁精
A wife asks her husband to guess her age after using new anti-aging cosmetics. He gives flatterin...
The Mysterious Letter | 神秘来信
A wife confronts her husband about a mysterious perfumed letter that visibly distressed him. Afte...
A Kiss | 一个吻
A speaker at a dinner receives a note with "KISS" from his wife, which a guest interprets as an a...
Barking Beagles and Blondes | 吠犬与金发女郎
A blonde wife, frustrated by a neighbor's loudly barking dog, takes matters into her own hands by...
An Apple a Day... | 一日一苹果……
A woman's self-perception clashes humorously with the nurse's measurements during her physical, l...
Find a Girl Just Like Your Mother | 找一个像你母亲一样的女孩
A young man, seeking his mother's approval, finds a girl who resembles her in every way. While hi...
The Beggar's Wisdom | 乞丐的智慧
A kind lady pities a lame beggar, suggesting blindness would be worse. The beggar, a seasoned pro...
Face-Lifting Death | 整容之死
A woman is told by God she has decades left to live, undergoes extensive cosmetic surgery, but is...