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The Moral of the Story | 故事的寓意
A teacher asks students to share stories with morals. The first two offer classic proverbs, but t...
My Husband Will Be Home Soon | 我丈夫快回来了
A man reluctantly shaves his beard for his girlfriend, only for his wife to mistake him for her l...
Skip a Day | 跳过一天
A blonde woman follows her doctor's unusual diet plan of eating for two days and skipping the thi...
The Blonde in the Doctor's Office | 医生办公室里的金发女郎
A woman complains of full-body pain. When asked to point to the painful spots, she hurts herself ...
True or False | 真心还是假意
A young businessman tests his girlfriend's loyalty by asking if she would marry him if he went ba...
Mama Needs A New Pair of Shoes | 妈妈需要一双新鞋
A determined blonde, unwilling to pay for alligator shoes, decides to catch her own alligator in ...
A Culinary Complaint | 烹饪的抱怨
Two old friends discuss their husbands' habits. One reveals her husband complains nightly about d...
I Am the Baby's Aunt! | 我是孩子的小姨！
A woman brings her baby to a gynecologist, who assumes she is the mother and performs a breast ex...
We Left Nothing | 我们什么也没留下
Mrs. Brown left a note saying "Nobody home. Don't leave anything," but burglars misinterpreted it...
The Streaks on the Window | 窗上的污痕
A woman criticizes her neighbor's untidy habits, only to discover the dirt she sees is on her own...
Who Was the First Man? | 谁是第一个男人
A teacher asks her class who the first man was. One student cites George Washington's famous epit...
Perfect Match | 绝配
An eccentric matron demands her bedroom walls match her antique vase. A painter succeeds by paint...
I Don't Think I Know | 我想我也不知道
A humorous classroom dialogue where a student cleverly plays on the teacher's words. The teacher'...
The Airport | 飞机场
A flight attendant's airplane pendant necklace prompts a witty remark about the "airport" being m...
Big Surprise | 大吃一惊
A visitor inquires about the healthiness of a place, and a local's witty response reveals a humor...
Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained | 不入虎穴，焉得虎子
A boastful English tutor is challenged by students with literal translations of Chinese idioms, f...
An Arithmetic Trick | 一个数学诡计
A clever student uses flawed arithmetic logic to argue that a single apple from a "six for five c...
Father's Things | 父亲的东西
A teenage boy, now his father's height, starts borrowing his father's clothes for evenings out, m...
One Point | 一分之差
A freshman observes the year-marked basketballs in decades of team photos and mistakenly interpre...
Only One Instance | 唯一的实例
Henry Beecher wittily responds to an insulting letter containing only the word "Fool" by humorous...