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My Servant Will Clean It | 我的仆人会打扫
Two wealthy ladies in a taxi criticize drivers and owners for earning too much, yet immediately d...
I Want to Buy That | 我想买那个
A blonde woman repeatedly changes her hair color after being told by store clerks that they "don'...
The $65,000 Question | 六万五千美元的问题
A nervous quiz show contestant, Jane, gets the final answer from her husband the night before the...
Roses for My Wife | 给妻子的玫瑰
A man buys roses for his wife without a special occasion, prompting the florist to humorously wis...
The Genie's Warning | 精灵的警告
Three women find a genie who grants IQ-boosting wishes. The first two become brilliantly intellec...
Speeding Blonde | 超速的金发女郎
A police officer pulls over a stunning blonde for speeding. Her apparent ignorance during the rou...
The Blonde Cookbook | 金发厨娘烹饪周记
A humorous diary of a week's cooking misadventures, where the narrator's literal interpretations ...
The Roast Pig | 烤乳猪
A man's compliment about sitting next to the roast pig is misinterpreted by the lady beside him, ...
Wood Fire | 森林之火
A woman humorously compares husbands to wood fires that die out if ignored, prompting her friend ...
What Did You Do? | 你做了什么？
A girl recounts how she responded to a conductor's suspicious look by mirroring his gaze with con...
Getting On The Bus | 上车记
A woman in a tight skirt repeatedly fails to board a bus and unknowingly unzips a stranger's pant...
The Jealous Wife | 吃醋的妻子
A story about a wife whose extreme jealousy leads her to make absurd accusations against her husb...
The Origin of Unrest | 不安的起源
A humorous and philosophical take on the biblical creation story, suggesting that the creation of...
A Broken Finger | 一根骨折的手指
A woman complains of pain "all over" her body to her doctor. By demonstrating how touching variou...
A Saint's Spelling Bee | 圣徒的拼字游戏
A woman earns entry to heaven by spelling "love," then is tasked with guarding the gate. When her...
No Pen But a Pistol | 无笔有枪
A fish seller asks a customer for a pen. While searching her bag, the lady unexpectedly pulls out...
Bank Robbery | 银行劫案
Two women attempt a bank heist, but a comedic misunderstanding of their plan leads to chaos, with...
The Blondes' Disney Trip | 金发女郎的迪士尼之旅
Two blondes misinterpret a directional sign for Disney World as an announcement of its closure, l...
Serious Swimming | 严肃的游泳
Three women compete in a breaststroke-only marathon swim. The blonde finishes last with a humorou...
The Italian Bride | 意大利新娘
A traditional Italian bride, inexperienced and nervous on her wedding night, repeatedly runs to h...