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Too Late | 为时已晚
A granddaughter discovers the significant height difference between her grandparents and question...
Blondes Say The Darndest Things | 金发女郎的妙语
Three women facing execution use distractions to escape; the first two shout "Earthquake!" and "T...
Boyfriend Upgrade | 男友升级
A humorous tech-support-style letter compares a boyfriend-to-husband transition to a problematic ...
Blonde Skydiver | 金发跳伞者
A blonde misunderstands a skydiving malfunction as a race challenge. | 一位金发女郎将跳伞故障误解为比赛挑战。
The Last Chance | 最后的机会
God humorously warns Adam to cherish his final moment of peaceful sleep before the creation of wo...
Riding With An Indian | 与印第安人同行
A New Yorker's car breaks down in rural Oklahoma. An Indian man gives her a horseback ride to tow...
A Puzzling Puzzle | 令人困惑的拼图
A blonde asks her boyfriend for help with a difficult "tiger" jigsaw puzzle, only for him to disc...
A Mirror as a Gift | 镜子作礼
A man shopping for perfume repeatedly complains about the price, asking for something "really che...
The Weary Housewife | 疲惫的主妇
A weary housewife pours out her troubles to a caller she mistakes for her mother, who offers exte...
Bad Blonde Day | 金发女郎的糟糕一天
A short joke that humorously depicts a blonde woman's disoriented state on a bad day through a mi...
To Feel Like a Woman | 像个女人
A woman on a storm-ravaged flight, fearing death, desperately asks if anyone can make her "feel l...
The Appliance Store | 电器商店
A blonde woman is denied a purchase at an appliance store because of her hair color. After disgui...
Taken for Granted | 理所当然
A school's typo on a health form leads to a humorous misunderstanding when a mother literally int...
Where's The Manager | 经理在哪儿
A woman uses increasingly intimate and suggestive behavior to get a flustered barman's attention ...
Just Sew the Buttonhole | 只缝扣眼
A husband asks if his shirt button has been sewn on, to which his wife humorously replies that sh...
Because I'm Blonde? | 因为我是金发吗？
A young girl repeatedly attributes her perceived advantages over her classmates to being blonde, ...
What? | 什么？
A husband cites a study showing women speak twice as many words daily as men. His wife counters t...
How About the Kitchen? | 去厨房怎么样？
Jack expresses his desire to vacation somewhere new, to which his wife Helen humorously suggests ...
The Blonde Swimmer | 金发游泳选手
A blonde swimmer, finishing far behind her competitors in a breaststroke race, receives a bronze ...
What Are You Going to Do This Evening? | 今晚你要做什么？
Mr. Jones criticizes his wife's disheveled appearance after work, prompting their neighbor Mrs. B...