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Following the Tracks | 循迹而行
Three women stranded in a forest attempt hunting by following tracks. The first two succeed in fi...
Stuck in the Hotel | 困在酒店
A new flight attendant, confused by a 'Do Not Disturb' sign on her hotel room door, believes she ...
The Deaf Bargainer | 耳聋的还价者
A deaf old lady who thinks everything is expensive misunderstands a shopkeeper's price of seven d...
The English Channel Breast Stroke Competition | 英吉利海峡蛙泳比赛
Three women compete in a breaststroke race across the English Channel. The blonde arrives last an...
Human Car Performance | 人性化的汽车性能
Three women humorously compare their husbands to different types of cars, using automotive metaph...
The Professor's Wife | 教授的妻子
A mathematics professor informs his wife of his affair with a young assistant via fax, only to re...
A Polish Joke | 波兰笑话
A blonde tells a Polish joke to her priest, only to be interrupted when he reveals his own Polish...
Genie in a Bottle | 瓶中精灵
Three friends find a genie on a beach. After the brunette and redhead wish themselves home, the l...
Until the Last Minute | 直至最后一刻
Two sisters, locked in a 30-year feud, face a potential reconciliation only at the brink of death...
The Coin Toss Exam | 抛硬币考试
A student uses a coin toss to answer a true-or-false exam quickly, then panics while trying to "r...
The Handy-Woman | 全能女工
A blonde woman offers to paint a porch for $50, leading the homeowners to assume she's underestim...
Dummy vs Dummy | 木偶与傻瓜
A ventriloquist's blonde joke is interrupted by a blonde audience member who passionately critiqu...
An Eye-Opener | 恍然大悟
Charles learns from his friend Joe that marriage reveals the whole person, unlike the partial vie...
The Imaginative Wife | 想象力丰富的妻子
A wife requests imaginary jewels in her portrait to play a trick on her husband's potential futur...
I Want Her to Go Nuts | 我要让她发疯
A woman commissions a portrait with imaginary jewels to torment her husband's future wife. | 一位女士...
Speeding Blonde | 超速的金发女郎
A blonde driver, pulled over for speeding, humorously criticizes the police for inconsistency aft...
Final Escape | 最后的逃生
Three condemned women use shouted distractions to escape execution, but the third's attempt backf...
Pig or Witch | 猪还是女巫
A man ignores a woman's warning shout of "PIG!" and retorts with an insult, only to later crash i...
The Detection Test | 观察力测试
Three blonde applicants undergo a quick observation test by a detective. The first two fail by mi...
A Blonde's Problem | 金发女郎的烦恼
A blonde's morning flatulence habit annoys her husband, who plays a prank by placing pig scraps i...