A man was telling friends how first-aid classes had prepared him for an emergency.
"I saw a woman hit by a car," he said. "She had a broken arm, a twisted knee, and a skull fracture."
"How horrible! What did you do?"
"Thanks to my first-aid training, I knew just how to handle it. I sat on the curb and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting."
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