Three in One Grave | 一墓三人

De-nephew | 侄子谐音

A new mother's brother names her twins Denise and De-neph...

english-learning family

A Lawyer and a Pig | 律师与猪

A classic joke contrasting professions and animal instinc...

beginner humor

A Lawyer and an Honest Man | 律师与诚实的人

A little girl misunderstands a tombstone inscription that...

dialogue humor

Still a Virgin | 仍是处女

A woman confesses to a priest that despite three previous...

dialogue humor

Three Surgeons | 三位外科医生

Three surgeons boast about their miraculous surgeries, ea...

dialogue english-learning

Two Questions | 两个问题

A client offers a lawyer $500 to answer two questions, an...

dialogue humor

Three Questions | 三个问题

A man questions a lawyer's high fee for three questions, ...

dialogue humor

A Good Start | 良好的开端

A classic joke that uses a play on words to deliver a hum...

humor joke

A Lincoln-esque Love Life | 林肯式爱情生活

A man dressed as Abraham Lincoln explains his costume rep...

dialogue english-learning

Gone to the Dogs | 狗命不保

A man takes his seemingly dead dog to the vet, who uses a...

animals humor

Blondes Say The Darndest Things | 金发女郎的妙语

Three women facing execution use distractions to escape; ...

beginner blonde-joke

I Dream of Jeannie | 我梦见了珍妮

Two shipwreck survivors find a magic lamp, but the genie ...

english-learning fantasy

Parachute Shortage | 降落伞短缺

A humorous anecdote about five people on a crashing plane...

humor joke

Salts | 泻盐

A pub-goer's cryptic statement about taking "salts" leads...

beginner english-learning

Buccaneers | 海盗的双关语

A young girl named Mary cleverly plays on the double mean...

english-learning family

The Cross-eyed Rottweiler | 斗鸡眼罗威纳犬

A man brings his cross-eyed Rottweiler to the vet, concer...

animals humor

Swimming | 游泳

Three women stranded on an island attempt to swim to dist...

blonde-joke english-learning

He Is Really Somebody | 他真是个大人物

A humorous dialogue reveals the irony of someone claiming...

beginner dialogue

Cooking With Cannibals | 食人族烹饪记

Two cannibals discuss cooking techniques, with one compla...

dark-humor dialogue

Much Worse | 那就更糟了

A man explains to a policeman that he didn't shout during...

dialogue everyday-life