Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
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A notorious cheapskate instructs a friend to use his elbow and foot to ring t...
A woman confesses to a priest that despite three previous marriages, she rema...
A man reports his wife missing a month after she disappeared, explaining his ...
A notoriously stingy man, upon finally deciding to host a party, instructs hi...
A customer inquires about the secret to a fly-free cafe, and the waiter humor...
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