Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road, she sees him again, this time crouched behind a tree stump.
"My, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf," she says.
Again, the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away. About two miles down the road, she spots him once more, crouched behind a road sign.
"My, what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that, the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "For Chrissakes!! Will you get lost?! I'm trying to take a dump!"