Once, a gay man arrived at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter was there to greet him. After reviewing his records, Saint Peter decided to admit him. "Follow me," he said, opening the gate.
As they walked, Saint Peter accidentally dropped his keys. He bent over to pick them up. The gay man couldn't resist the temptation and jumped on him. Saint Peter was furious. "If you do that again, you'll go straight to hell! But follow me, we're almost there."
After walking further, Saint Peter dropped his keys again. Once more, the gay man jumped on him. Saint Peter was even angrier but decided to give him one final chance.
They walked on, and for a third time, the keys fell. As Saint Peter bent down, the gay man, lacking self-control, jumped on him again. Fed up, Saint Peter immediately sent him to hell.
A few weeks later, Saint Peter went to hell for a routine inspection. To his surprise, it was freezing cold. There was no fire or lava. In one corner, he found the Devil huddled under a pile of blankets, shivering.
"Why is it so damn cold down here?" Saint Peter asked.
"Well, you try bending over for firewood!" the Devil replied.