A middle-aged woman suffers a heart attack. During surgery, she has a near-death experience and sees God. She asks if this is the end.
God replies, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live."
After recovering, she decides to make the most of her extra decades. She stays in the hospital for a series of cosmetic procedures: a face-lift, liposuction, a tummy tuck, and hair dye.
Following her final surgery, she walks out of the hospital and is immediately struck by an ambulance.
Standing before God once more, she asks, "I thought you said I had another 30 or 40 years?"
God replies, "To tell you the truth, I didn't recognize you."