Bill and Linda decided that the only way to have a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out to the balcony and have him report on all the neighborhood activities.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into action. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed.
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike, and the Coopers are having sex."
Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.