A blonde woman, down on her luck, decided to kidnap a child for ransom to raise money. She went to a playground, took a boy behind a tree, and informed him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a ransom note: "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde." She taped the note to the boy's shirt and sent him home.
The next morning, she checked the spot and found a paper bag. Inside was the $10,000 along with a note that read: "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"