Uncle Sam and the Farmer | 山姆大叔与农夫

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Uncle Sam doesn't like farmers. He thinks they are very foolish and only know how to work on the farm.

One winter morning, the sun is shining. Uncle Sam sits on the steps of his house. At that moment, a farmer with a map in his hand approaches him.

Farmer: Excuse me, Uncle. Could you tell me how to get to the hospital, please?

Uncle Sam: Lie down in the middle of the street, and you'll soon be at a hospital.

Farmer: Please set an example for me.

Uncle Sam: I think this is your first time in our city. It's much more beautiful than the fields, isn't it?

Farmer: Yes, Uncle. But it is built on the fields.

Uncle Sam's face turns red.

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