Four friends met at the hospital where their wives were giving birth.
The nurse approached the first man and said, "Congratulations, you have twins." The man replied, "How strange! I'm the manager of the Minnesota Twins."
After a while, the nurse came to the second man and said, "Congratulations, you have triplets." The man said, "Hmm, strange. I work as a director for The Three Musketeers."
Finally, the nurse approached the third man and said, "Congratulations, you have quadruplets." The man was happy and said, "Ironic. I work for the Four Seasons hotel."
All three were happy until they saw their last buddy jumping around, cursing, and banging his head against the wall. They asked him what was wrong. He answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7Up!"