Have You Been a Good Girl? | 你是个好女孩吗?

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Three girls died and arrived at the gates of heaven. Upon entering, they were stopped by St. Peter and his obedient angel.

St. Peter said to the girls, "Before you enter, you must answer a simple question."

"What is it?" they replied in unison.

"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the first girl.

"Oh yes," she said. "I was a virgin before I got married and remained one even after."

"Very good," said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... the golden key."

"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the second girl.

"Oh, quite good," she said. "I was a virgin before I got married, but not after."

"Very good," said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... the silver key."

"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the third girl.

"Oh no, not at all," she said. "I've practically been with every guy I met, before and after marriage. Anywhere, anytime."

"Very good," said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... my room key."

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