A nerd was walking on campus when his friend rode up on a shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"
The second nerd replied, "Yesterday, a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said, 'Take what you want!'"
The first nerd nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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