When Enemy Soldiers Attack | 当敌兵来袭时

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The first sergeant was holding a combat class for his company. He asked, "Jose, what would you do if you saw 700 enemy soldiers coming at you?"

Jose replied, "I would shoot them all with my rifle."

The sergeant then asked, "On your right, you see 400 enemy soldiers charging at you. What would you do?"

Jose said, "I would shoot them with my rifle."

The sergeant continued, "Okay! On your left, Jose, you notice 1,000 enemy soldiers heading straight at you. What would you do?"

Jose answered, "I would shoot them all with my rifle."

The sergeant yelled, "Just a minute, Jose. Where are you getting all those bullets?"

The soldier smiled and said, "Where are you getting all those enemy soldiers in the same place?"

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