A redneck took his daughter to the gynecologist.
They waited in the doctor's office until finally the doctor came in and asked the father: "Well, what are we here for today?"
The father answered: "To get my daughter on birth control, Doc."
"Well, is your daughter sexually active?" asked the doctor.
"No," answered the redneck, "she just lays there like her mother."
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