A speech competition on the theme of giving up alcohol is underway. One of the speakers says passionately, "Alcohol can destroy marital relationships and even cause your wife to leave you..."
Upon hearing this, a man in the audience shouts out, "Give me another bottle of brandy!"
Four surgeons humorously compare the ease of operating on...
A son asks his father for a dime. When the father suggest...
A woman asks a seemingly elderly man on his porch for his...
A job seeker claiming to imitate birds is dismissed as co...
A visitor inquires about the healthiness of a place, and ...
A dentist explains an unusually high charge for a tooth e...
A blonde woman repeatedly changes her hair color after be...
A boss catches a new employee in a lie about attending hi...
A man misunderstands the motel clerk's question about "ta...
A senile actress claims to be 22 years old during a docto...
A humorous short story set in an asylum, where one inmate...
A patient who drank gasoline is told by the doctor to sim...
A mother tells her son not to be selfish and to share his...
A man is devastated after being told he must take medicat...
A man brings an alligator into a bar and asks if lawyers ...
A hunter shares his simple technique for finding bears, b...
A woman awakens from a coma to learn her brother named he...
Three rats boast about their daring feats at a bar, but t...
A bald man offers a stylist $5,000 to replicate his hairs...
A wife confronts her husband about a mysterious perfumed ...