Three men were arguing about who had the best memory.
The first man said, "I can remember the first day of my first-grade class."
The second man said, "I can remember my first day at nursery school!"
Not to be outdone, the third man said, "Hell, that's nothing. I can remember going to the drive-in with my father and coming home with my mother."
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