A midget walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, I've got these itchy balls and I can't do anything to stop 'em itching."
The Doctor says, "I can see the problem and I'll fix it for you."
So the doctor pulls out a pair of scissors and tells the midget to close his eyes. The midget hears snip, snip, snip noises for about five minutes.
The doctor finishes and says, "How's that?"
The midget says, "Brilliant! What did you do?"
The doctor says, "I trimmed back your high boots."
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