A grieving widow goes to her local newspaper to submit an obituary. The man behind the counter tells her it will cost $5 per word.
She thinks for a moment and says, "Fred's dead."
The man then informs her there is a five-word minimum.
She says, "Okay... Fred's dead, Buick for sale."
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